Queen of the Single Jingle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The plan was to take
the Altima up north
and spent 100 bucks
on two-buck-chucks at Trader Joe\u2019s,
and turn
Ants in the Pants
into a drinking game,
and
profess our love of
two-buck-chucks in a
single-jingle
challenge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shit, got that fuckin\u2019 car stuck So we took my Corolla to New Brunswick We met up at the bar with the \u201ctwo-buck-chuck, two-buck-chuck, It was then and there Queen of the Single Jingle The plan was to takethe Altima up northand spent 100 buckson two-buck-chucks at Trader Joe\u2019s,and turnAnts in the Pantsinto a drinking game,andprofess our love oftwo-buck-chucks in asingle-jinglechallenge. Shit, got that fuckin\u2019 car stuckin my backyard with mudhalfway up the tires inHotzenplotz, South Jerseyand no hope for a tow\u2018til later that … <\/p>\n
in my backyard with mud
halfway up the tires in
Hotzenplotz<\/em>, South Jersey
and no hope for a tow
\u2018til later that afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
for massages at the Happy Ending Asian place
and got kitfo<\/em> at Makeda\u2019s,
where I broke it to you
that the sign over your bed
was bordeaux<\/em>, not budoir<\/em>
and we laughed our asses off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
superintendent of your apartment complex
because, 2 martini\u2019s in
he was diggin\u2019 your shit so much
he pulled up his shirt
revealing a lack of abs now on full display
and you wrote \u201cSupa-Dupa\u201d<\/em>
in Sharpie across his gut
chanting:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love-mutha-fuckin-two-buck-chuck.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
I bent the knee in the presence
of the new Queen
of the single jingle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"