{"id":2962,"date":"2024-12-23T00:57:06","date_gmt":"2024-12-23T00:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joieart.thatonedomain.com\/?page_id=2962"},"modified":"2025-01-31T18:41:39","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T18:41:39","slug":"seth-thomas","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/?page_id=2962","title":{"rendered":"Seth Thomas-PP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\">Seth Thomas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Seth Thomas<br>leans against the wall<br>humming and drumming his fingers<br>against the table like a<br>jack rabbit\u2019s heart<br>having<br>narrowly<br>escaped imminent danger<br>as my morning coffee works the cup like<br>a Christmas Eve stripper at the North Pole<br>waxing and waning<br>it\u2019s swirling steam<br>like  dumpster starlings behind<br>Freeman\u2019s Bakery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seth Thomas Seth Thomasleans against the wallhumming and drumming his fingersagainst the table like ajack rabbit\u2019s hearthavingnarrowlyescaped imminent dangeras my morning coffee works the cup likea Christmas Eve stripper at the North Polewaxing and waningit\u2019s swirling steamlike dumpster starlings behindFreeman\u2019s Bakery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2962","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2962"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3915,"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2962\/revisions\/3915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joiearnold.art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}