Alcohol Abuse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m sitting on white carpet An uncomfortably intimate setting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Suddenly, a pull-back car belonging to I welcome the acceptable distraction, Seizing a moment of self indulgence, I silently watch in horror as the car careens across The hostess springs into action Alcohol Abuse I\u2019m sitting on white carpetin one of those cookie cutter mansionsunder the quiet witness offormal, cathedral ceilings. An uncomfortably intimate setting. Suddenly, a pull-back car belonging tothe resident toddler is discoveredbetween the couch cushions,removed and placed on the coffee tabledirectly in front of me. I welcome the acceptable distraction,and help myself to picking … <\/p>\n
in one of those cookie cutter mansions<\/em>
under the quiet witness of
formal, cathedral ceilings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
the resident toddler is discovered
between the couch cushions,
removed and placed on the coffee table
directly in front of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and help myself to picking it up
for a better look, successfully
keeping me disengaged from further small talk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I pull back and it let go,
blissfully unaware of something called
centripetal force<\/em>
as mayhem unfolds in motion
slow enough to see everything happening, and
fast enough to do absolutely nothing about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
the glass coffee table, narrowly missing
three loitering wine glasses
but takes out a fourth,
causing Dexter-worthy impact splatter of
2003 Truchard Estate Tempranillo<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
before the flood gates of my embarrassment
burst open, assuring me everything
will come out with Oxi Clean,
and all evidence is erased
from my open and shut case
of alcohol abuse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"